Tuesday, 4 March 2014

People of Grotty Cash shocked to read that Cllr Harry Bottle is in discussion with Dumble Mayor about possible return to Hogwash

In an exclusive leak, the Oldham Echo's political Editor, Muck Wadingthrough, has revealed that Britain's youngest councillor may be about to re-join the Labour Party, after his shock resignation last year.

This  followed  the rift between him and the local MP and anti ciggies campaigner, Luciana Bensonandhedges.

Many of the local people in the  Wavegoodbye constituency are saying it's like when Robbie Williams returned to CUT THAT and the tubby one pretended he was pleased to see him. 

But will they want him back for good?

Some are speculating that he has managed to raise his profile so much that they now regarded him as a real threat to the seat. Maria Wetherspoon, one of the de-selection team, who wore a rubber mask so as not to be identified, said "we had to do something, to stop us losing votes, we could have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for that meddling kid."
Photo courtesy of Ali MacWoolorworse, Editor Oldham Echo.

Tatty Bye Everybody Tatty Bye!

Be nice to each other

......especially Jake.

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Yes....The Puppets are coming and so is the Axe Man. Never mind...Watch the puppets!

At least Liverpool Direct has been spared from the brutal cuts. Well, we wouldn't know where to start. We don't know how much we are paying them or what we are paying them for....or even if they work for us or Lancashire.
All we know is....in the words of young Mr Grace...

"They are all doing very well!"

But they can't tell us that. Never mind, just keep handing them the cash.

Tatty Bye Everybody...Tatty Bye

Be nice to each other